Sprouts Onions

Once you are friends

A friend in the hand is worth two in the bush, I always say.

I lived here all my life, and when the old folks popped off, I was alone for a while.

Then Rake turned up in town, and we just got on right away. He had a way of trading that I hadn't seen before. We set up a market stall, then eventually bought ourselves a shop.

Rake did the selling, and I handled the books. We made a great team, and you know what they say about teamwork? Me neither.

Once they like you

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, I always say. But with the chain that you and I are making, that weakest link is strong.

There's no 'I' in team, but if we pull in the same direction, we'll go the right way.

I have no idea what I am talking about. I read about it in a business book.

My whole life has been about just following the flow and freely living by what books tell me I should do.

Asking for help

It is better to have laughed and loved than to never have loved at all, I always say.

I really must stop quoting from books!

I heard there was a book that helps you free yourself from reading books.

'A dummies guide to dummies'. A wanderer told me about it. Says he was reading his copy in a cave while he sheltered somewhere in Summerdown. Forgot to take it with him. Said I could have it if I found it.

If you come across it on your travels, I would be eternally grateful. Well, grateful until I die, at least..

When it is done

You got the book! Thanks muchly!

I shall read it in bed tonight, and hopefully, I can be free of having books forming who I am.

No more quotes for me! As they say, "Freedom is a carrot that... oh hang on...