Pat Cowe

Pat Cowe
House
Bad Manor
Location
Cowpat Farm
Haven
Vale
Birthday
13th Winter
Starting age
44
Natural lifespan
92

Family

Spouse
Tom Cowe
Children
Milly CoweBilly Cowe

Talents

Steward
+1 stew Star Rating

Traits

Repel
Increases falls in reputation.
Stupidity
Decreases the quality of Apothecary cures they make and also their ability to learn jobs.
Truth
Will reveal secret codes, each + increases the likelihood.

Stats

Accuracy
7
Barter
12
Charm
3
Constitution
11
Intelligence
5
Speed
9
Stamina
12
Strength
8
Toughness
11
Virility
10

Story task

Give Pappy Cowe Simpletons Stew

Cook a 3-star or higher Simpletons Stew for Pappy.

Once you are friends

You are sort of likeable in a way. You definitely make an effort, unlike our Tom. Ever since he had that run-in with the Knockers and gave up mining, he's been as bitter as that stuff he drinks.

Once they like you

Seeing as we are getting to know each other more, I will let you in on a little secret. We actually had a child before we had our Milly and Billy. Something bad happened to them. Oh, but I have said too much. Just nice to have someone sober to talk to, if you know what I mean?

Asking for help

I may have sneaked some of Tom's secret drink stash, and my lips feel looser than a pair of trousers on a Remnant. I told you before that we used to have a child. In some ways, we still do.

We had a kid called Peppy. Silly beggar was a wild one. Only went and had a pee against a Goddess Statue. So they punished him and made him old. Yep, that's Pappy. Loves his milk like he was still seven.

Anyway, I suppose you are after some sort of task to prove your friendship? I was thinking old Pappy never really gets any roughage, so perhaps you could make him a top-quality meal like a Simpletons Stew?

When it is done

Thanks for doing that? I hope it gave him a proper lining for his milk-addled stomach.