Greene Lawn
- House
- Windy Willows
- Location
- Freyl's Fields
- Haven
- Mellowfields
- Birthday
- 10th Winter
- Starting age
- 33
- Natural lifespan
- 95
Family
- Spouse
- Mo Lawn
- Children
- Goldie Lawn
Talents
- Lucky
- 10% chance of Brass find when cutting grass
Traits
- Intelligence
- Increases the quality of Apothecary cures they make and also their ability to learn jobs.
- Paranoid
- Each + reduces the chance they will have a Gift Request or Favour.
- Cowardly
- No effect on NPCs.
Stats
- Accuracy
- 6
- Barter
- 14
- Charm
- 5
- Constitution
- 11
- Intelligence
- 12
- Speed
- 5
- Stamina
- 11
- Strength
- 10
- Toughness
- 12
- Virility
- 10
Story task
Take Greene to The Shingles
Take Greene to the 4 locations marked by sparkling circles in The Shingles. Ask him to Follow by interacting and choosing the Follow option. Bring earplugs (not really).
Once you are friends
It takes a lot for me to trust someone. There is always someone wanting what's yours in this life, jealous of your success.
I made my success through hard work. Hard work and diverting the river and flooding the market with cheap goods so my rivals couldn't compete.
In business, you need to be as ruthless as an old straw-thatched cottage in a gale.
Then I spent my earnings making sure I had the best things and turned my attention to competitions. My giant veg are the best, and I have the most.
If you get to know me more, then my success might rub off on you, though that could just be our dog.
Once they like you
I didn't always want to be a dragon of business.
When I was young, I wanted to be a woodcutter.
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers
of Pineshade! With my best girl by my side!
The Oak!
The Pine!
The Giant Bunion Tree!
The Sequin Oh-Ha!
The Slightly Disturbing Face Tree!
Oh, how we'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Asking for help
I'm a businessman, and I'm ok! I work all night, and I work all day.
I cut down prices, I sell you lunch, I charge for the lavatory.
On Turnsday, I buy out my rivals and have buttered scones for free!
Oh, sorry about that. I sometimes just get the urge to burst into song.
Tell you what, why don't we go on a trip to The Shingles? I can get amongst nature and release my inner self through song. It would be soul cleansing. What say you, trusted business associate?
When it is done
Thank you, friend! That trip to The Shingles was just the release I needed. Anybody who works hard should always think about their mind and spirit and take time out, don't you agree?
We live in a crunch culture where people eat lettuce too loudly, and you just can't plan a good business venture with that noise.
Well then, back to the grindstone, although I would rather own the blacksmiths than run it.